What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?