What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How was the wedding?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are trees always so positive?