What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?