What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the baby cookie cry?