Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does dinner smell?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How long do chickens work?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?