What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?