What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?