What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?