Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do you organize a space party?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?