What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the opposite of irony?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?