What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
When do astronauts eat?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do amoebas make calls?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?