What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?