Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?