What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?