Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?