What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?