Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which president loved to take baths?
What day is your mom always right?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where are average things manufactured?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?