What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?