Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why are cars magic?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?