When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do termites go camping?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did one plate say to the other?