What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
