Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call an insincere horse?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where was Noah born?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?