What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?