Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a dog in space?