Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What kind of money do fishermen make?