What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do fleas travel?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the politest month?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?