Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a short cow?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Who is the fastest reindeer?