What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?