Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?