What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do T-Rexes shop?