Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Surprise!!!!
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Did you know about April 1st?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the echo get detention?