What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?