How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
Why was the cow afraid?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of bird can write?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What siblings are always sad?