What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What are you studying in math?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of music do planets like?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you get straight A's?