Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do fairies always drink?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?