What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?