Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where was Noah born?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do baseball players love bowling?