What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?