What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?