What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?