What's the politest month?
May.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?