What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?