What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
How does a taco bless the table?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?