How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?