What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's E.T. short for?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?