Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a tired tree?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?