Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the loudest sport?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?