How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where does laundry go to college?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What does winter fat turn into?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?