What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do bees chew?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?