What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What animal scores the most in basketball?